But, no, this won’t be the oh-too-formal version of REST that is found in my dissertation. This will be the new, “Pragmatic”, AssHat version of REST, so that JBoss can tell their customers that they are the new leaders in “REST” architecture and all they need to do get their systems to be RESTful 2.0-compliant is to buy their J2EE application server, now with REST-beans.